I'm inside a cave. It smelled funny in there. We started to look around and we could see
guano (Holy Bat Poop, B-M) all over the ground from the bats living in the cave.

She's standing in it right now. Gross.

The water, although full of parasites and deadly bacteria carrying snails, was clear and lovely.
It was easy to see all the mutant fish.

She almost fell in. I would have had to pay our taxi driver to rescue her.
Hey, don't judge me. I'm on vacation.

No, honey, you can't bring it home with us. I'm sure it belongs to somebody.